[ForumGame] Corrupt A Wish~~

How it works:
This is started with someone saying a wish, the next poster than 'Grants' the wish, but corrupts it in some way. Then it's their turn to say a wish, and the person after that continues it.

Example:

Poster #1: I wish I didn't have any homework.

Poster #2: Granted, but you had a test the next day that you were totally unprepared for.

I wish I was a pro tennis player.

Poster #3: Granted, but you injure your ankle and can never play tennis again.

And so on, get it now?

I'll start,

I wish that I can spend all my time on this PMS < I never state the name out because It's changing it name from time to time ~.~ >

Let's see your creative corruptions!

Granted ..... cough but the world dies b4 that happens oo

I Wish ...... I Could Marry McBacon D:

Granted, I ate it before you marry him/her ~.~ So you're forced to marry a skeletal and live with it for 500 years

I wish Ren has 8 hands so he can complete his coding in 1 second

Granted, but you have multi

I wish I know everything.

Granted, but wont u miss school??I wish I ruled the world o.O

Granted, people start to throw rulers at you since you're a.... a....... pumpkin

I wish PRETTY GIRLS will fall in love with me o.o

Granted but they all die becuz i was next to you~

I Wish For World Peace Cough

Granted, it is peace now, there are no more grenade, nuclear and rockets are needed, they all are aimed at your house. And, your McBacon.

I wish I can win every dota match :3

Granted But You Your Fingers Get Shopped Off You Cant Play Dota anymore

I Wish To Be Rich

Granted, rich in the game, Millionaire :3

I wish the server is 24/7 on and the payment is all paid by.... HITSU :3

GRanted But Im in hostpital and used all my money on hostpital bills

I Wish Dedicated Was For Free D:

Granted, but you had an accident and can't play the free dedicated server for LIFE and I'll take over your account MWAHAHAHAHHAHA

I wish I can teleport.

Granted But Nortrom(Silencer) Had unlimited global Silence And Pwned Ur Teleport

I Wish the whole world had the same time x.x