so what is this happy time

i dont know where they are trying to joke at but they would NEVER EVER do a happy time on me
who do they think i am the fbi im not going to get myself killed just because i went to the spa
i dont even know them and they think i will be so dumb just to get a happy time and then they
would blow my brains out of nowhere with a ak47 im not stupid
they think they can trick me but they wrong
what ever happy time is i dont want it you can get it for all i care but im keeping my body
what els could they do to me dump me in the trash can dead
not by a long shot this happy time im gonig to find out what it is
and if they come near me with a knife saying you want happy time im going to scream

*goes to the spa at china town*
hey this spa is accually nice its OMG GET AWAY FROM ME
*runs away from lady saying you want happy time*
SHES CHASING AFTER ME T_T IM GION GTO DIE
*continues to run*
OWWWWWWWWW my ankle hurts from running
*stops and falls from broken ankle*
no no no no i dont want happy time i dont want happy time

*lady stops and gives me a eggroll*

WTH U MADE ME RUN AWAY FOR MY LIFE AND ALL I GOT WAS A FRIKEN EGG ROLL

WHAT kIND OF PERSON ARE YOU

*she goes away for no reason*

dang well that sucks i broke my ankle and now im stuck here with a eggroll

*looks at the egg roll and notice a hole from the egg roll*

wth is this hmmm

10 seconds later

*boom*